WE ARE JUST PAYING THE BILLS
Who is actually in charge here? The best spot in the bed has been negotiated away. The sofa is taken. Sunday morning starts when someone else has decided it should start. This is the print that says what every pet owner already knows: you live here, but you own nothing.
We set your pet's name into the print, whether it is a cat, a dog, a rabbit or someone else entirely. We pick a colour for the name that fits the design, but if you have a particular shade in mind, just add it in the message box at checkout, or tell us when you get your preview.
A simple, personal process
- Order: Enter your pet's name, no photo needed.
- Preview: Within 1–2 days you get a preview to approve.
- Free revisions: We adjust it until you are completely happy.
- Fast delivery: Once approved, the print is produced and sent to your door.
Make the print your own
- Your pet's name: Set in a handwritten style in the middle of the print.
- The colour: We choose a colour that works in the design. Want a different one? Add it in the message box at checkout, or tell us when you get your preview.
- Any animal works: Cat, dog, rabbit, guinea pig. It is the name that counts.
- Three sizes: 20×25, 30×45 or 40×60 cm.
Why choose Picopet?
- Designed by hand, never AI: Every print is set by a person, not an algorithm.
- A personal touch: Your pet's name, in your colour.
- Several sizes: Choose what fits your home.
- Fast local printing
- Free delivery
Order today
Order your personalised pet name print today, with free revisions, a preview and fast delivery.
- Free shipping worldwide
- 100% satisfaction guarantee
- Free adjustments
- Preview before printing
- Digitally handmade – without AI
Safe and secure payment
Nothing goes to print until you've approved your preview – and with Klarna you can pay afterwards.
About this product
A funny print with your pet's name
There is a quiet agreement in every home with a pet. You think you are in charge, right up until you find yourself waiting to get your own armchair back. The warmest corner of the bed was claimed long ago. The door needs opening now, not in five minutes. And the bills? You are very welcome to keep paying those.
"We are just paying the bills" is one of our personalised pet name prints, for anyone who recognises themselves straight away. Your pet's name sits in the middle of the print in a handwritten style, with type and details designed by hand. Clean typography, no photo needed.
Works for every animal
Cat, dog, rabbit, guinea pig, parrot or horse. The point holds no matter who runs the household at your place. The name is what makes the print personal, so there is no hunting for the right photo and no waiting for anyone to sit still in front of the camera.
How to make the print yours
- The name: We set your pet's name into the line, for example "This house is ruled by Teddy".
- The colour: We choose a colour that flatters the design. Have a shade that matches your wall, your wallpaper or the rest of the room? Add it in the message box at checkout, or ask us to change it when you get your preview.
The print comes in portrait format and three sizes: 20×25, 30×45 and 40×60 cm, and you choose whether you want it as a poster or as a ready-framed print, ready to hang.
You always get a preview
Before we print anything, you get a preview to approve. Want to change the colour or adjust something? No problem. We make free revisions until the print feels exactly right.
At home in the hallway, the kitchen or by the stairs
This one belongs where guests see it straight away. The hallway is a classic, but it works just as well in the kitchen, above the food bowl or in the living room. Pet prints with text become a talking point the moment someone steps through the door, and this one explains itself in two seconds.
A gift that lands immediately
Looking for a present for someone who talks more about their pet than about themselves? This is a gift that feels personal and gets a laugh. Perfect for a housewarming, a birthday or Christmas. Funny typography prints are rarely as spot-on as when they carry the right name.
Order your personalised pet name print today and put the truth on the wall, in black and white.
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