Personalised pet portraits from Picopet

It is 7 am. You wake up to a cat on your chest, meowing straight into your face, and the first thing you see that day is a close-up of someone who is very hungry. The rules in this home are clear, and you did not write them. Your cat's rules is the print for everyone who already knows who is in charge.

You have just sat down. That is when the ball lands in your lap, wet and slightly grassy, and two eyes stare at you with an intensity that leaves no room for negotiation. The rules in this home are simple, and they consist of a single move on repeat. Your dog's rules is the print for everyone who has given up on the idea that the ball will ever run out.

Who is actually in charge here? The best spot in the bed has been negotiated away. The sofa is taken. Sunday morning starts when someone else has decided it should start. This is the print that says what every pet owner already knows: you live here, but you own nothing.

You are standing there holding the door open. Someone is sitting in the doorway, taking their time, reconsidering whether going out was such a good idea after all. You wait. That is how it works here. In this home … makes the rules is the typography print that puts your pet's name exactly where it already belongs, at the top.

You do not live here. You work here. The duties are clear: serve the food, keep things clean, brush the coat, open the door, close the door, open the door again. No pay, no breaks, but the perks are honestly quite good. Here lives … with staff is the print that puts the org chart up on the wall.

You call the name. Nothing happens. The eyes meet yours, the ears work perfectly well, but the decision has already been made. The same ears that did not hear you register a cheese packet opening two rooms away. Selective hearing is the print for everyone living with someone who hears exactly as much as they feel like hearing.

There is a lovely bed in the corner. It cost a fortune, it is soft, and it has been used exactly once. Because in this house you sit in the middle of the living room, in the middle of the hallway, in the middle of the keyboard. Never in the corner. This is the typography print that puts your pet's name in one of the most quoted lines in film history.

Middle of the kitchen floor. Middle of the keyboard. Middle of the bed, diagonally. There is plenty of room in this house, and yet the exact square metre you are standing on is always the one that gets picked. Nobody puts … in a corner puts your pet's name in one of the most quoted lines in film history, in a clean, graphic version.

The watch runs around the clock. A plastic bag moves in the wind across the street: alarm. Someone rings a doorbell on television: alarm. The neighbour four floors down unlocks their front door: definitely alarm. Guard dog on duty is the print for everyone living with a dog that takes the assignment extremely seriously.

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