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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against grey-green floral wallpaper, reading “Here lives Milo with staff” above an illustration of a Jack Russell terrier on a pink and lilac background.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pink patterned wallpaper, reading “Here lives Alfons with staff” above an illustration of a calico cat on a pink and lilac background.
Room shot of a framed print in a natural wooden frame on a wall above a kitchen counter with wooden spoons and a chopping board. The print reads “Here lives Milo with staff” above an illustration of a Jack Russell terrier on a pink and lilac background.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against grey-green floral wallpaper, reading “Here lives Milo with staff” above an illustration of a Jack Russell terrier on a pink and lilac background.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pink patterned wallpaper, reading “Here lives Alfons with staff” above an illustration of a calico cat on a pink and lilac background.
Room shot of a framed print in a natural wooden frame on a wall above a kitchen counter with wooden spoons and a chopping board. The print reads “Here lives Milo with staff” above an illustration of a Jack Russell terrier on a pink and lilac background.

HERE LIVES YOUR PET, WITH STAFF

Stylish typography Personalised with your pet's name A picture of your pet
From €69

You do not live here. You work here. The duties are clear: serve the food, keep things clean, brush the coat, open the door, close the door, open the door again. No pay, no breaks, but the perks are honestly quite good. Here lives … with staff is the print that puts the org chart up on the wall.

We make an illustration of your own cat or dog and set the name into the print. We pick a background colour that suits the coat, but if you have a particular shade in mind, add it in the message box at checkout, or tell us when you get your preview.

A simple, personal process

  1. Upload: Send us your favourite photo of your pet.
  2. Preview: Within 1–2 days you get a preview to approve.
  3. Free revisions: We adjust it until you are completely happy.
  4. Fast delivery: Once approved, the print is produced and sent to your door.

Make the print your own

  • Your pet: We illustrate your own photo, digitally and by hand.
  • Your pet's name: The name sits at the top of the print, for example "Here lives Milo with staff".
  • Background colour: We choose a colour that suits your pet. Want a different one? Add it in the message box at checkout.
  • Cats and dogs alike: The job description is the same in both households.
  • Three sizes: 20×25, 30×45 or 40×60 cm, as a poster or a ready-framed print.

Why choose Picopet?

  • Hand-drawn digitally, never AI: Created by an illustrator, not an algorithm.
  • A personal touch: Your pet, your name, your colour.
  • Several sizes: Choose what fits your home.
  • Fast local printing
  • Free delivery

Order today

Order your personalised print today, with free revisions, a preview and fast delivery.

  • Free shipping worldwide
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  • Free adjustments
  • Preview before printing
  • Digitally handmade – without AI

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About this product

A funny print for anyone who works for their pet

It took a while before it sank in, but now it is settled. You are not a pet owner. You are staff. You get up off the sofa to open a door that could have stayed open. You buy five kinds of food until one of them will do, and next week it will not do any more. You stay in an uncomfortable position because someone fell asleep on your leg and you do not have the heart to resign.

Here lives … with staff is one of our personalised pet prints, for everyone who recognises themselves straight away. Your pet's name sits in the print alongside an illustration of your own cat or dog, in a modern, colourful design that stands out on the wall.

Your pet, hand-drawn digitally

The illustration is made in our Modern style, with clean shapes and a focus on the expression. We work from your own photo and create the print digitally, by hand, with no AI at all. Every pet print we make is drawn by an illustrator, never by an algorithm.

Cat or dog, the job is the same

Cats are famous for it, but no dog owner is fooled either. The lead comes out when the dog decides, the walk takes the route the nose picks, and the towel by the front door has been in daily use since the day you moved in. Whichever species hired you, we make the print with your pet.

How to make the print yours

  • Your pet: Upload a photo and we illustrate your cat or dog into the design.
  • The name: The name is written in a handwritten style at the top, for example "Here lives Alfons with staff".
  • The background colour: We choose a colour that flatters your pet. Have a shade that matches your wall, your wallpaper or the rest of the room? Add it in the message box at checkout, or ask us to change it when you get your preview.

The print comes in portrait format and three sizes: 20×25, 30×45 and 40×60 cm, and you choose whether you want it as a poster or as a ready-framed print, ready to hang.

You always get a preview

Before we print anything, you get a preview to approve. Want to adjust the expression, the colour or a small detail in the illustration? No problem. We make free revisions until the print feels exactly right.

At home in the hallway or where the food is served

The hallway is the obvious spot, because then guests understand the rules before they have taken their shoes off. The kitchen works just as well, ideally near the food bowl. Pet prints with text become a talking point the moment someone steps through the door, and this one needs no explanation.

A gift for the pet person in your life

Looking for a present for someone who talks about their pet the way other people talk about a boss with unreasonable demands? This is a gift that feels personal and gets a laugh of recognition. Perfect for a birthday, a housewarming or Christmas. Funny typography prints are rarely as spot-on as when they carry the right name and the right face.

Order your personalised print today and put up the truth about who hired whom.

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