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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pink patterned wallpaper, reading “I hear you. I just don't care.” beside an illustration of a white long-haired cat with blue eyes on a pale blue background. The name Champis is signed in script.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against light floral wallpaper, reading “I hear you. i just don't care” beside an illustration of a brown tabby cat peeking up from below. The name Smudge is signed in script.
Room shot of a wide framed print in a gold frame above a green sofa. The print reads “I hear you. i just don't care” beside an illustration of a brown tabby cat peeking up from below. The name Smudge is signed in script.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pink patterned wallpaper, reading “I hear you. I just don't care.” beside an illustration of a white long-haired cat with blue eyes on a pale blue background. The name Champis is signed in script.
Framed print in a natural wooden frame against light floral wallpaper, reading “I hear you. i just don't care” beside an illustration of a brown tabby cat peeking up from below. The name Smudge is signed in script.
Room shot of a wide framed print in a gold frame above a green sofa. The print reads “I hear you. i just don't care” beside an illustration of a brown tabby cat peeking up from below. The name Smudge is signed in script.

SELECTIVE HEARING

A picture of your pet Signed with the name A funny piece of decor
From €69

You call the name. Nothing happens. The eyes meet yours, the ears work perfectly well, but the decision has already been made. The same ears that did not hear you register a cheese packet opening two rooms away. Selective hearing is the print for everyone living with someone who hears exactly as much as they feel like hearing.

We make an illustration of your pet and sign the quote with their name, as though they had said it out loud. We choose a background colour that lifts the design, often taking the lead from the eye colour or another tone that flatters the coat. Have a particular shade in mind? Add it in the message box at checkout.

A simple, personal process

  1. Upload: Send us your favourite photo of your pet.
  2. Preview: Within 1–2 days you get a preview to approve.
  3. Free revisions: We adjust it until you are completely happy.
  4. Fast delivery: Once approved, the print is produced and sent to your door.

Make the print your own

  • Your pet: We illustrate your own photo, digitally and by hand.
  • The name as a signature: The quote is signed with the name, for example "/ Champis".
  • Background colour: We often start from the eye colour or the coat. Want a different shade? Add it in the message box at checkout.
  • Cat or dog: Both have this talent, each in their own way.
  • Three sizes: 25×20, 45×30 or 60×40 cm, as a poster or a ready-framed print.

Why choose Picopet?

  • Hand-drawn digitally, never AI: Created by an illustrator, not an algorithm.
  • A personal touch: Your pet, your name, your colour.
  • Several sizes: Choose what fits your home.
  • Fast local printing
  • Free delivery

Order today

Order your personalised print today, with free revisions, a preview and fast delivery.

  • Free shipping worldwide
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  • Free adjustments
  • Preview before printing
  • Digitally handmade – without AI

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About this product

A funny print in your pet's own words

The cat is lying three metres away while you say the name for the fourth time. It blinks slowly at you and stays exactly where it is. The dog that did not hear a single "come here" at the park can hear you open a cheese packet through a closed kitchen door. The hearing is excellent. The interest is optional.

Selective hearing is one of our personalised pet prints, and perhaps the most honest of them all. "I hear you, I just don't care" is set in large type beside an illustration of your own pet, signed with the name so it reads like a statement they actually stood behind.

Your pet, hand-drawn digitally in Modern style

The illustration is made in our Modern style, with soft shapes and a focus on the look in the eyes. We work from your own photo and create the print digitally, by hand, with no AI at all. Every pet print we make is drawn by an illustrator, never by an algorithm.

How to make the print yours

  • Your pet: Upload a photo and we illustrate your cat or dog into the design.
  • The name: The name signs the quote down in the corner, like a small exclamation mark on the joke.
  • The background colour: We choose a colour that lifts the design, ideally taken from the eye colour or a tone that flatters the coat. Have a shade that matches your wall or the rest of the room? Add it in the message box at checkout, or ask us to change it when you get your preview.

The print comes in landscape format and three sizes: 25×20, 45×30 and 60×40 cm, and you choose whether you want it as a poster or as a ready-framed print, ready to hang.

You always get a preview

Before we print anything, you get a preview to approve. Want to adjust the expression, the colour or a small detail in the illustration? No problem. We make free revisions until the print feels exactly right.

At home above the sofa or in the home office

The landscape format works well above the sofa, the bed or a chest of drawers, where the width has room to work. Plenty of people put it in the home office too, for reasons their colleagues on the video call are free to interpret. Pet prints with text become a talking point the moment someone steps through the door.

A gift for anyone who has called in vain

Looking for a present for someone whose pet is consistently pretending to be busy? This is a gift that feels personal and gets a proper laugh. Perfect for a birthday, a housewarming or Christmas. Funny typography prints are rarely as spot-on as when they carry the right name and the right look.

Order your personalised print today and let your pet say what was already understood.

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