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Text prints

Customizable text prints that bring some good-looking typography to your wall while also tying the art to your four-legged friend. Choose from well-known movie quotes and funny lines that describe your pet. On some designs you can also upload a photo and get a portrait of your pet on the print, for an even more personal touch.

Framed print in a natural wooden frame against dark floral wallpaper. A yellow note reading “Coco's rules: 1. Food at 7am 2. See rule #1” sits beside an illustration of a calico cat on a pale blue background. Photo of your pet
Your cat's rules

It is 7 am. You wake up to a cat on your chest, meowing straight into your face, and the first thing you see that day is a close-up of someone who is very hungry. The rules in this home are clear, and you did not write them. Your cat's rules is the print for everyone who already knows who is in charge.

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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against green floral wallpaper. A yellow note reading “Milo's rules: 1. Throw ball 2. Throw again 3. See rule #1” sits beside an illustration of a dachshund running with a ball in its mouth. Photo of your pet
Your dog's rules

You have just sat down. That is when the ball lands in your lap, wet and slightly grassy, and two eyes stare at you with an intensity that leaves no room for negotiation. The rules in this home are simple, and they consist of a single move on repeat. Your dog's rules is the print for everyone who has given up on the idea that the ball will ever run out.

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Framed typography print in a natural wooden frame against blue-grey floral wallpaper, reading “This house is ruled by Gordon – We are just paying the bills.” The name Gordon is written in green script over a mint brushstroke. Your pet's name
We are just paying the bills

Who is actually in charge here? The best spot in the bed has been negotiated away. The sofa is taken. Sunday morning starts when someone else has decided it should start. This is the print that says what every pet owner already knows: you live here, but you own nothing.

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Typography print in a black frame against beige patterned wallpaper, reading “In this home Charlie makes the rules”, with the name Charlie in large orange script. Your pet's name
Your pet makes the rules

You are standing there holding the door open. Someone is sitting in the doorway, taking their time, reconsidering whether going out was such a good idea after all. You wait. That is how it works here. In this home … makes the rules is the typography print that puts your pet's name exactly where it already belongs, at the top.

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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against grey-green floral wallpaper, reading “Here lives Milo with staff” above an illustration of a Jack Russell terrier on a pink and lilac background. Photo of your pet
Here lives your pet, with staff

You do not live here. You work here. The duties are clear: serve the food, keep things clean, brush the coat, open the door, close the door, open the door again. No pay, no breaks, but the perks are honestly quite good. Here lives … with staff is the print that puts the org chart up on the wall.

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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pink patterned wallpaper, reading “I hear you. I just don't care.” beside an illustration of a white long-haired cat with blue eyes on a pale blue background. The name Champis is signed in script. Photo of your pet
Selective hearing

You call the name. Nothing happens. The eyes meet yours, the ears work perfectly well, but the decision has already been made. The same ears that did not hear you register a cheese packet opening two rooms away. Selective hearing is the print for everyone living with someone who hears exactly as much as they feel like hearing.

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Text board with the text "Nobody puts Kira in a corner". Black text on a white background, framed on the wall in a black wooden frame. Your pet's name
Nobody puts your pet in a corner

There is a lovely bed in the corner. It cost a fortune, it is soft, and it has been used exactly once. Because in this house you sit in the middle of the living room, in the middle of the hallway, in the middle of the keyboard. Never in the corner. This is the typography print that puts your pet's name in one of the most quoted lines in film history.

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Nobody puts your pet in a corner - bold Your pet's name
Nobody puts your pet in a corner - bold

Middle of the kitchen floor. Middle of the keyboard. Middle of the bed, diagonally. There is plenty of room in this house, and yet the exact square metre you are standing on is always the one that gets picked. Nobody puts … in a corner puts your pet's name in one of the most quoted lines in film history, in a clean, graphic version.

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Framed print in a natural wooden frame against pale blue floral wallpaper, reading “Guard dog on duty” above an illustration of a small cream Yorkshire terrier, with the name Charlie signed in script in the bottom corner. Photo of your pet
Guard dog on duty

The watch runs around the clock. A plastic bag moves in the wind across the street: alarm. Someone rings a doorbell on television: alarm. The neighbour four floors down unlocks their front door: definitely alarm. Guard dog on duty is the print for everyone living with a dog that takes the assignment extremely seriously.

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